One night I was driving by the club and saw all these hot girls in their fitting summer dresses standing outside laughing… They always showed guys buying the girl flowers, going on endless dates hoping that she would make a move and lead you to the bedroom. I always thought only douchebags get the girls…Īnd those romantic comedies I had to suffer through, oh man… Other guys say you need memorized lines and stories to impress the girl… Mens magazines tell you to spend hundreds of dollars on clothes…